Blueberry strains have always been finicky…in the lineage
I hate that it’s my fave this is my 3rd time trying to grow it.
The first one was flowering and reveged and died and the second one just died we don’t know. So I’m stressy over it.
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Dang …hope she pulls threw for you
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I got more seeds eventually I’ll get it right lol that’s one I won’t give up on.
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Yeah a good blueberry is worth it
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Garden Journal: The Great Morning Heist 
Date: Today
Status: 4 Autoflowers planted… 2 immediately targeted by furry criminals.
The Lineup
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Northern Lights (Currently a crime scene)
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Girl Scout Cookies (Surviving, barely)
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Grape Ape (Untouched… for now)
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Banana Purple Punch (Safe and sound)
The Incident Report
Planted our 4 new autos last night, thinking we were setting up a beautiful future harvest. Woke up this morning for a peaceful garden check, only to find out we have a couple of highly motivated undercover agents trying to fast-track the process.
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Suspect #1 (Bobo): Apparently, Bobo has an advanced palate and decided he couldn’t wait for the Northern Lights to cure. He straight-up dug it up and was fully prepared to pack his bags and take it home with him. As seen in 669.jpg, the tail of a guilty dog is a powerful thing.
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Suspect #2 (Gizzard): Not to be outdone, Gizzard was caught red-handed (or red-pawed) trying to excavate the Girl Scout Cookies. Luckily, as documented in 670.jpg, he was caught right in the act, panting like he didn’t just try to steal dessert.
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Note to self: Invest in some puppy-proof fencing immediately, or our autoflower yield is going to turn into Bobo and Gizzard’s personal stash.
WANTED: THE HERBAL HEIST CREW
ALIASES: “The Garden Goblins,” “The Soil Sifters,” “Digger & Co.”
LAST SEEN: Fleeing the scene of the crime with green leaves stuck to their noses and muddy paws.
PROCEED WITH CAUTION (AND A HOSE)
THE WEAPONS: Heavy-duty digging claws, unshakeable focus, and a complete disregard for property lines. One is armed with a tail that can swipe gardening tools off a bench in milliseconds.
THE CRIMES: Unlawful Excavation, Grand Theft Botanical, and Operating a “Grow Op” Without a License (or any agricultural skill whatsoever).
DANGER LEVEL: Extremely high for any vegetable or herb planted within a three-mile radius.
CAUTION: Suspects are considered muddy and dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend them without waterproof gear and a large bag of treats to distract them from their next target.
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A sad morning indeed 
2 down, 10 left standing and it only been a week 
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Ya hopefully it be ok. We can help it along.
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I am very sorry for you loss.
But that’s probably one of my favourite posts I have ever read on here so far.
Excellent, hahaha.
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My condolences to both of you @Steven @SweetBuds but this story is simply told in a damn funny way. Much appreciated you shared that
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Growing Blue Dream w/Durban Poison and really like how they continue. I’ll keep you posted on BD, please keep sharing. I’m liking what @Steven has been saying about soil!
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Omg lol mines innocent see the 
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Welcome! Some great and knowledgeable women here who’ve helped me very much!
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Oh no! Tell me you didn’t! Bone meal does it every time!
Hi and welcome
if you have any questions about growing feel free to ask. Someone is always here to help. Happy growing
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Hello, and welcome to the Seedsman Community!
I’m sure you will get some more welcome messages from members on here, but great to have you posting.
You can introduce yourself in this thread here - New here? Say Hello in this Thread - #10 by lisa_seedsman
Have a great evening!
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Nope Sassy yours caught red handed in the cookie Jar Gizzard going to jail. Lol
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That me Sassy lol she my twin sister.
Welcome to the community
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Daily Grow Journal: The Miracle at Greenfield General
Date: June 2, 2026
Chief Medical Officers: Dr. Steve & Nurse Pam
Patients: 4 Critical Autoflower Seedlings (Northern Lights, Grape Ape, Banana Purple Punch, Girl Scout Cookies)
Assailants: The Four-Legged Yard Terrorists
Emergency Triage: 17:00 Hours
It was a code red in the garden. The K-9 demolition squad decided that our brand-new autoflower patch was actually a highly classified archaeological dig site. They tore through the plot like they were looking for buried treasure, leaving a disaster zone of upturned mulch, shattered hopes, and four tiny green casualties clinging to life by a thread.
Enter Dr. Steve.
He didn’t just walk out there; he practically slid into the garden on a wave of medical authority, fully decked out in his finest white lab coat, a stethoscope, and a surgical cap. If you’re going to perform high-stakes botanical surgery, you have to dress for the level of trauma involved.
The Operation
With Nurse Pam standing by holding the “Cannabinoid Profile Analysis” tablet to monitor vitals, Dr. Steve surveyed the carnage. The look of intense, professional concentration on his face said it all: We might lose 'em, Nurse.
Armed with a massive, industrial-sized syringe filled with a top-secret nutrient cocktail (or perhaps just pure, unadulterated hope), the Doctor went to work. It was a delicate process of re-burying exposed roots, stabilizing fragile stems with green stakes, and whispering sweet, reassuring words to the victims.
Patient Status Post-Op (17:54 Hours)
Thanks to some world-class triage, the ICU looks surprisingly stable:
Patient 1: Northern Lights
Status: Tucked back into the dirt right next to its wooden marker. Looking a little shaken but standing tall against its green support column.
Patient 2: Grape Ape
Status: Suffered a little lower-leaf yellowing from the stress of the canine tornado, but the main canopy is upright. Dr. Steve cleared the airway and applied fresh mulch.
Patient 3: Banana Purple Punch
Status: This little fighter barely realized it was kidnapped by a dog. It’s sitting pretty in a fresh bed of wood chips.
Patient 4: Girl Scout Cookies
Status: Recovering beautifully. Its leaves are perking right back up, completely unfazed by the fact that it was nearly a puppy snack.
Doctor’s Orders
The patients have been heavily sedated with fresh water and a thick layer of defensive mulch. As seen in 702.png, the medical team is cautiously optimistic. Nurse Pam is flashing a winning smile because the data doesn’t lie—these girls are survivors. Dr. Steve is still clutching his giant syringe, maintaining a vigilant watch over the perimeter in case the furry saboteurs return for a second round.
Prescription: 24 hours of uninterrupted sunshine, strict perimeter security, and absolutely no dogs allowed within a fifty-foot radius. Another day saved by the finest medical minds in the county!
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