Two hippies are driving their van down the road passing a joint. The passenger leans to the driver and ssys "hey man, dig that big curve ahead. " The driver says “I’m diggin’” and keeps driving without slowing. The passenger repeats “dude, really dig that curve.” to which the driver replies “man, I said I was diggin’ it” and keeps flying towards the curve. The van hits the curve, drives off the road through a fence and finally comes to a stop in a field.
The passenger, badly shaken, says to the driver " i told you to dig the curve"
The driver replies "I was diggin’… I thought you were driving! "
I like it.
america!!
out and tried breath through my nose 
I fell for the whole joke 
