My favorite adult pastime is staring intensely at a plant for forty five minutes under a loupe, looking for Amber like she owes me money.
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They said cannabis makes you lazy, but I’ve never seen anyone move faster than a grower spotting a single nanner at midnight! Oh , I know 
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How did the stoner become a millionaire?
He started off as a billionaire and bought a dispensary!
bah, da, dum 
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Smile more
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All time classic.
I used to do drugs.. I still do. But I used to, too. - Mitch
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I told my doctor I only smoke to cope with stress.
He asked what I’m stressed about, and I said, “Running out of weed.”
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Dude! Where my car lol all I got lmao 
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That’s hilarious. I haven’t seen that movie in forever
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Throw back
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Tropic thunder
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I’ve seen that once…long time ago
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Getting real upset with neighbor always on garden tractor spreading fertilizer and seed. And I’m thinking, “Dood, gas prices through the roof as is fertilizer and seed.” Why are you spending so much hard earned cash on a weed? It’s just grass! Then it sets in; Freebird, your doing the same thing!
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And that’s the size of it!
And I thought I was the only one. Doing it so obviously and hoping the neighbor didn’t see!
Why do cannabis plants make the best friends?
Because good buds always stick together.
Remember, even with your deep water culture system, it’s important to stay “high-drated”.
When I’m deciding which strain to plant next, I always make sure it’s a “joint decision”.
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Bahahaha that’s cute
Why can’t you trust an atom?
They make up everything.
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Lol
Prof Proton
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates?
A: They cheaper than day rates.
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